The problems with GUYS:

If u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
If u dont, he says u are proud.

If u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
If u dont, he says u are from kampung.

If u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
If u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.

If u are smarter than him, he'll lose face;
If he's smarter than u, he is great.

If u dont love him, he tries to possess u;
If u love him, he will try to leave u.

If u dont make love with him, he says u dont love
him;
If u do, he says u are cheap.

If u tell him your problem, he says u are
troublesome;
If u dont, he says that u dont trust him.

If u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
If he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.

If u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.

If u smoke, u are bad girl;
If he smokes, it's a new fashion.

If u do well in your exams, he says it's luck;
If he does well, it's brains.

If u hurt him, u are cruel;
If he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If guys were to read this, they will swear that it's not true..but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
Guys...pls dun take tis to heart...tis is only meant for some males who r just stubborn to realise themselves tat they r such....And gals...pls take tis for a good laugh....